Whilst this is technically a butty, I think it qualifies for this section as it is guaranteed to wipe the smiles off the faces of your colleagues
There are some who would suggest that the reason the Germans lost in 1966 was because they ate too many spicy sausages and drank too much fizzy beer. This isn’t an altogether bad idea for lunch so how about this....
....get a disposable barbie from Asda, and deploy it in a quiet corner of your work’s carpark.... ....or outside reception if you’re feeling particularly bold 
Keep the barbie off the table, you don’t want a bigger fire than necessary....
....and try to keep the smoke down to a minimum
Get those frikadellen and bockwürsts sizzling nicely....
....with proper German curry-ketchup at the ready....
....hmmmm, looking promising....
....Achtung!! how’s that for a quick butty....
....and accompanied by some of Lidl’s finest fizzy German beer, not sure this is what the doctor meant by a balanced diet
Go on, I dare you – you’ll soon learn who your friends are
Vee haf vays ov making you stop drinking varm beer und eating sausages mit less than ze permitted proportion ov meat, spices und garlic.... 
