Bored with Butties phase 31

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Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by Muzorewa » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:57 pm

If you’ve ever been to Portugal you’ll know that the Portuguese don’t take anything seriously – have you ever been to a Portuguese bullfight? – I mean they don’t even kill it :?

So, what about Portuguese paella – of course made with sardines :roll:

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Peppers (a red and a green, remember the Portuguese flag :roll: ), sardines, red onion, tomatoes, green beans, lemon & parsley

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Get the vegetables ready :wink:

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Test if the pan is hot enough by splatting some wine in it – Hmmmm, perfect :shock:

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Fry the vegetables in the wine and some lemon juice....

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....add the rice....

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....and the tomatoes....

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....and the green beans....

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....mix it all up....

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....and then prepare your sardines. I like living dangerously so I always use John West, I like a bit of Russian Roulette with botulism :twisted:

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....add the sardines....

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....and keep it on the boil.

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For the full Portuguese effect, serve on a green plate....

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....and a red plate :roll:

Now, anyone (BongoPlod?) who doubts that we really do this will be reassured to learn that we were just serving this up yesterday when, who should poke their heads around the sliding door but Harry & Trish (hatris) – and Trish kindly took a photo in evidence.

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I give you Portuguese Paella, m’Lud :lol:
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by hatris » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:28 pm

Yes, Bongoplod we did take that photo. The food was ver colourful and smelled really good but we didn't get a taste. :( Doesn't Christian look good in his work clothes. I will have to ring ahead next time and get myself a plateful. If there is green beans in it does that mean your mother-in-law would enjoy that one? Nice to see you both Muz. Enjoy your holiday. Trish
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by dunslair » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:33 pm

Not a hedgehog in sight...phew! Must have been scared off by the high viz vests. Those damn health and safety officers even make you wear them when your making your lunch :roll: :lol:
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by Muzorewa » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:33 pm

hatris wrote:If there is green beans in it does that mean your mother-in-law would enjoy that one?
Only if there was gravy on it too, and the beans would have had to be boiling for several days rather than the five minutes they had :wink:

Perhaps one lunchtime we could have a Bongo-party on our carpark :twisted:
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Post by Muzorewa » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:34 pm

dunslair wrote:Those damn health and safety officers even make you wear them when your making your lunch :roll: :lol:
Hi-Viz plates too :lol:

No, I can't take the jacket off because I only iron the sleeves on my shirt. And not very well, evidently :oops:
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by Bongoplod » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:41 pm

Muzorewa wrote:
Now, anyone (BongoPlod?) who doubts that we really do this will be reassured to learn that we were just serving this up yesterday when, who should poke their heads around the sliding door but Harry & Trish (hatris) – and Trish kindly took a photo in evidence.

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I give you Portuguese Paella, m’Lud :lol:
Never doubted you for a moment Sir,Im a big follower of you Bored with Butties recipes.
My favoutive telly chefs are Anthony Wornout Thompson,Fanny Haddock,Ainsley Harricot,Brian Turnip,James Martini,Madhur Jaffacake,Gary Rhodekill and Gino G`oncampin,I hold you in higher esteem than all of them....well,except Fanny maybe :oops:

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Re: Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by hatris » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:52 pm

Yes Muz you will have to prepare the food in an evening dress before you replace Fanny.
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by dunslair » Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:01 pm

hatris wrote:Yes Muz you will have to prepare the food in an evening dress before you replace Fanny.

REPLACE FANNY :shock: :shock: never :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by francophile1947 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:51 pm

Only problem is French beans in a Portuguese dish :lol: :lol:
Anybody know why they call them green beans? - yes, I know they're green, but so are runner beans and broad beans :? :?
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by Muzorewa » Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:54 pm

...and Spanish wine, but if I'm cooking with it, it has to be cheap. Mind you, I drank the rest last night :oops:
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by wormey » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:39 pm

The food looks fab, like the vests too, :D
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 31

Post by Muzorewa » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:43 pm

Bongoplod wrote:My favoutive telly chefs are Anthony Wornout Thompson,Fanny Haddock,Ainsley Harricot,Brian Turnip,James Martini,Madhur Jaffacake,Gary Rhodekill and Gino G`oncampin,I hold you in higher esteem than all of them....well,except Fanny maybe :oops:
You forgot Huge Surly Whippingsmall, Jamie CodLiver, Dahlia Smith and Nijelly Boreson :?
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