With everyone on wind-down for Christmas it’s your duty to do a classily themed lunch at work 
Note that even though this is a meal geared around ease of preparation, even I won’t succumb to the ghastly prospect of tinned sprouts
Pizza base, AlphaBetti, Ye Olde Oak turkey roll, a sprout, sweetcorn, peppers & a pig in a blanket
Drop the sprout in some boiling water for a few minutes
....
....then dissect it and fry in butter
Slice up the peppers....
....and that delicious turkey roll
Coat the pizza base in the AlphaBetti juice....
....add some turkey roll, strategically-placed sliced pepper, sweetcorn & dissected pig in blanket, and the sprout,....
you can eat the other demi-sprout now to avoid waste – there’s people starving in Africa you know ....
Fry, on both sides....
....until your deep pan pizza is crisp & even. Then a deft bit of knife-work....
What was it the Good King Wenceslas said – “Deep Pan Crisp & Even”….
Tune in at the same time tomorrow for the Grand Finale
- I wouldn't have known they were round if I hadn't seen them first 