

I was contemplating just doing this



Oh, I haven’t got an oven in the Bongo so a roast turkey is out of the question. But I do know a suitably delectable substitute for turkey when I see one



Spam, pigs in blankets, spuds, parsnip, sprouts, carrot (& pancetta, gravy, oil & parsley)

Peel & quarter the spuds & parsnip, peel & slice the carrot....

....then boil the spuds & carrot....

....add the parsnips after a few minutes

....add the sprouts to the carrot with a few minutes to go. You’ll notice I’m struggling to keep this boiling, it’s -4C outside and my butane is either nearly run out or more likely not boiling itself


Drain the spuds & parsnips and chuck them in a pan of boiling veggie oil (beef dripping would be much better but I’m on a diet


Fry some pancetta in a little butter with the pigs in blankets. You can roll the streaky bacon around the sausages yourself or Asda do ten for £1.00 at the moment if that’s too much effort


....add some breadcrumbs & chopped parsley....

....add the drained sprouts to the pancetta mix, keep the pigs in blankets separate....


Happy Christmas


Well I do hope I’ve tempted you to try cooking in your Bongo when you otherwise might not have, I’ve enjoyed preparing this little lot and, dare I say, eating it as well. Best wishes to you all for a Spamtabulous Christmas and a Bongotastic New Year from Team Muz HQ

