The
Belfast Busker

It's
early September 2005 and 35 Bongos have gathered at Porth Beach,
Newquay, to laze around in the dying embers of a typically English
summer.
Dennis
Mulligan made a late decision to come down to the meeting and drove
overnight from his home in Manchester to the gathering. At 2am,
following a couple of hours kip in a service station on the M5 near
Bristol, he peered in to the gloom and saw at the other end of the
car park another Bongo. He could see some interior lights on and
went to introduce himself.
David
Walker turned out to be an interesting chap. The day before he had
successfully won a bid on ebay for a Bongo (sight unseen) and had
flown over from Belfast to pick it up. In total he had driven about
7 miles when Dennis knocked on the door.
Dennis:
"Are you going to the Bongo rally?"
David:
"Wozzafockinbongarally?"
Dennis:
"It's where the good ladies and gentlemen of the Bongo fraternity
meet up and discuss matters of topicality. Do you fancy coming along?"
David:
"SurethingnowwhythehellnotthereDennis".
Later
that morning they were amongst the first Bongos to arrive. And by
early evening the place was starting to fill up.

I was
intrigued by David's tale, and he told me all about it in the pub
that night. He said he had been looking at buying a Bongo for some
time, but there were no dealers in Northern Ireland. When he saw
a Bongo with no reserve come up for auction on ebay, he took the
plunge and eventually secured it for £4,500 and then went
over to Bristol to pick it up. I cast my far-from-expert eye over
it and in my opinion David had picked up a real bargain.
And
as if by magic coincidence, the name of the live act in the bar
across from the campsite that night was....
The
Belfast Busker!
Which
I thought summed David up!
The
Porth Beach site was excellent, with beaches and shops all within
walking distance, level camping and top notch shower/toilet block.
Generally the weather was very kind to us, although a fierce wind
did get up at times as it came howling down the valley.
Pictured
below are Bongonauts Pat & Lisa Phelan, displaying 101 reasons
why you shouldn't expect a £10 gazebo to be too robust in
the wind!

It
may be good for hang gliding, but it is crap as an awning!