Why does my wife have to mess about all the time.. i cant take her anywhere..

ye i forgot about that Boy racer.
Translated in proper english he said.
WOW look at them they having such a good time and the bongos look out of this world.
I wish i had a bongo, but instead i have to drive around in dadys jeep cos i cant afford my own car.
As my dole money is spent on porn mag,
Such a shame didnt have the guts to say it while he was in the car park,
But there was to much BONGO love around to hurt our feelings...