Bongo Fury

I take it he hasn't got any breakdown cover to come & sort him or relay him home?

Right.. The game is afoot.!

Maxheadroom has a hose. I happen to be rehearsing in Gloucester tomorrow at the Bass players house... (NOT Cheddar.) I swing by Maxes, pick up hose, administer rock & roll to the needy, then head down to Butlins & using my acting skill & the experience i had as a Blue coat at a season i did at a rival camp in Burnham-on-Sea, infiltrate Minehead camp disguised as a Red Coat with the hose pipe concealed about my person... (Hopefully, they will think it's a cheap comedy prop & wont suspect?)

Baz will be on the inside disguised in a giant beaver costume "acquired" from the costume department.. Should anything go wrong he can gnaw us out of trouble!

This could get messy..

Synchronize watches!!!

... & Hi De Hi!!!

not sure if you have been to minehead if not be careful on the A39 as some really bad sharp blind bends

and well done for getting a bongo member out of trouble

Go Baz Go Hats off to ya This is what it's all about.
Glad he's on our side

jaylee wrote:Right.. The game is afoot.!

Maxheadroom has a hose. I happen to be rehearsing in Gloucester tomorrow at the Bass players house... (NOT Cheddar.) I swing by Maxes, pick up hose, administer rock & roll to the needy, then head down to Butlins & using my acting skill & the experience i had as a Blue coat at a season i did at a rival camp in Burnham-on-Sea, infiltrate Minehead camp disguised as a Red Coat with the hose pipe concealed about my person... (Hopefully, they will think it's a cheap comedy prop & wont suspect?)

Baz will be on the inside disguised in a giant beaver costume "acquired" from the costume department.. Should anything go wrong he can gnaw us out of trouble!

This could get messy..

Synchronize watches!!!

... & Hi De Hi!!!

Funniest thing I've read on here in ages. Good luck Bond.

First part of jaylee's mission is complete

Excellent , spoke to Baz earlier, seems the level hadn't dropped below the bottom of the header, got it taped up & didn't lose much more getting the last few miles to Minehead, so hopefully it'll just be a quick hose change, bleed (he's got the destructions downloaded) & he should be ok to get home where he can get sorted & checked properly Keep an eye out on the roads on monday for a worried looking silve bongo driver heading back to the Midlands.
He will be upgrading his breakdown cover

Jaylee

dandemann8 wrote: Jaylee

Ditto .............and not forgetting the Max input

Baz phoned a couple of hours ago (11ish sunday night), hose was in his hands & Jaylee heading off, fittting & bleeding to commence in the am. He said something about being surrounded by naked women really having a hard time of it

missfixit70 wrote: He said something about being surrounded by naked women

Sounds like wishful thinking induced by an excess of alcohol - wonder how much it took

i dont know john

butlins at minehead do have quite a few adult only weekends

i know this as i used to take them there every monday friday and saturday for national express

You've Been Bongod wrote:i dont know john

butlins at minehead do have quite a few adult only weekends

i know this as i used to take them there every monday friday and saturday for national express

National express - is that the same as a quickie?
Alas Carl, I have the dubious honour of working for National Express, but not for much longer - their franchise runs out in a year and won't be renewed I just wonder which other bus company we'll get to try playing with the trains

Bongobaz you have a pm.

Great work you lot you all know who you are
Back home safe and sound.
Max Hose
Jaylee Transport
Haydn bleeding instructions
Kirsty advice and Download
all for moral support
Colin mechanic
Girls for water carrying

Butlins for Birds
Massive Thanks