Bongo Fury

LMAO you sound like Cupid Pete

Jo x

Looks like you will have to devise a handicap system then Alan. You and most others stand half a yard from the target while Pete stands half a mile away. They do that for professional running in Scotland where the winner receives a prize. Just give the winner a tin of Muz's spam and the competition can be classified as a professional one.

Tony

Can't make this one in my home town as i'm booked for Eastnor that weekend
but if someone wants to print this i can be there in spirit

Shot me down well there Pete. I agree Tony,Pete's way too profesional.

Sorry you can't make it Baz, but nice target

if i win i will auction my spam and donate to morecombe bay rescue -i think they might get a few call outs to people getting pierced by Petes superstrength arrows as they fly across to barrys target -no its fine i can make the sacrafice - spam has to rank somewhere up there with festered olives. eewee

hang on, ang on

Baz that should have been an olive

Jo xx

I hear the Spam Mafia has now put a contract out on Karen.

scared now, the spamalot gang are so terifying but I will take precautions dig a pit of festering olives lined with petes arrows then set Jo on them with an empty wine bottle and get pippin to see them off.

Ha ha ha, I see this weekend going Maddie evil

Jo xx

Rub them all over with spam and 'Mad Dog Pips' will eat them alive .............actually he's more likely to lick them to death

And if Jo needs a hand emptying her wine bottles I'm your man, sorry I mean woman

dont think Jo needs any help with that one Debs

Hi All,

Sorry I have been a bit quiet. My Chris had a bit of a do last Tuesday and decided we needed the drama of him having a seizure at work! After 36 hours in hospital and after a second brain scan, having injected him with dye they found that he does in fact have a brain and was probably caused by a small scar on the brain due to high blood pressure and an electrical brain blip. We are back and work now Chris is now doing time in a sun longer there. All good.

Anyway friends Phil would like some number of us who would like to partake in Archery that weekend.

Yer right there Karan! I can manage my own bottles

Jo xx

The Osmonds are well up for archery.

However, Connie is to be kept away from weapons.......

Hi Jo, Hope Chris is fit and well( you should look after him better ) Anyhow now here's the bad news IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND THE GANG ARE COMING ps do i bring the beer tent?

You lovely bunch of beggers xx, He has a year's ban on driving so I am chauffeur now and will have to woman up and get driving the white box

I don't know

Jo xx