Bongo Fury

In this, the penultimate week of Bored with Butties, I give you one for Helen I think. I was trying for a mixed grill but I don’t have a grill in the Bongo. So a mixed griddle would be pretty close – and then I thought about just doing a mixed pork griddle.

The ethnic checkout operator did not appear to be at all impressed with any of my purchases


Gammon, pork chop, bacon, pork sausage, kidney, liver, black pudding & Spam


First off, you need to sort the kidney by removing the core. I’ve always fancied being a surgeon ....


.... Now is a good time to wash your hands as really fresh pig’s kidneys tend to smell of pig’s urine


Because of the definite desire not to eat undercooked pig’s offal, I’ve deployed a frying pan as well so I can fry one or two things in advance....


....so get that kidney & liver going ....


....while you griddle the rest of the stuff....


....sling some onions in to count as one of your five-a-day ....

TIP: as you only need a couple of slices of Spam for this, don’t be tempted to munch the rest as some kind of porky appetiser, that’ll ruin your appetite


....and voila....


....variations on a dead pig – Mrs Muz says the sausages & onion look ok

Hi Muz...
Now that's GOOD 'N' HEALTHY......featuring those hard-to-get here items ....but the sentiment is perfect for me at the moment, as I am getting maudlin in my old age!!!....It reminds me of a pub in chalfont St. Giles , or was it Chalfont St. Peter....where they used to be famous for 1000 different sandwiches...plus...hanging on the wall was the original million pound note used in the film....well, apart from the sandwiches, they used to do an evening menu, and one dish was a very substantial mixed grill known as "The Executioner's Grill ( For that last meal on Earth)".... ...believe me, if you could grill it, it was on the plate....I ordered one....what a struggle.....
So... Well Done Muz...you can call this one "The Executioner's Griddle"
Cheers
Helen

Now that's the best one you've done so far , luverly grub. im starving now after seeing that glorious food.

Hope the green stuff is for decerative purposes only, otherwise it spoils a good meal.

WOT,NO GARLIC OR CHILLI !!!!!!!?????????????



Brian

Bongoplod wrote:WOT,NO GARLIC OR CHILLI !!!!!!!?????????????



Brian

Good point, I should have done chorizo as well. Now then, where's that other kidney?

That looks yummy. The spam makes it just perfect !

not so old wrote:That looks yummy. The spam makes it just perfect !

Funny that, Mrs Muz thinks the Spam makes it just offal

Great to see you back again Anna

Very good

lol, I had to have a kidney removed last year, but never really liked eating them anyway

The rest of it is making me feel very hungry!

Yummy...... easy on the green stuff though....