Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???
hang on guys, serious issue here, those poo boxes work out at £1.53 per poo.don't know about you but i think that's expensive sh1t.must be for people with inflation bowel disease
Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???
Sorry to butt in to this most interesting topic....but it could be one of ours. Normally we have five porta loos going at anyone time...but one has gone missing. We have'nt seen it since the Goosewood meet and suspect that it got mixed up with some one else personal belongings...or worse still decided it was better of with a Yorkie than a Southern bum.
Nearest van to us was from Derbyshire so we might be extracting the urine off the Yorkies.
Have just had to buy a new C2 to replace it 75 quid.
Nearest van to us was from Derbyshire so we might be extracting the urine off the Yorkies.
Have just had to buy a new C2 to replace it 75 quid.
Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???
Sorry handyma but this loo was never left at the bash and it never went missing. It is just a long running (and rather tired) joke. A photo was taken of my loo before it went in the van and headed for home.handyman wrote:Sorry to butt in to this most interesting topic....but it could be one of ours. Normally we have five porta loos going at anyone time...but one has gone missing. We have'nt seen it since the Goosewood meet and suspect that it got mixed up with some one else personal belongings...or worse still decided it was better of with a Yorkie than a Southern bum.
Nearest van to us was from Derbyshire so we might be extracting the urine off the Yorkies.
Have just had to buy a new C2 to replace it 75 quid.
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You must get your 'n' button fixed.
Perhaps all your n's have been assembled to form that alternative word for constipation - "nnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Perhaps all your n's have been assembled to form that alternative word for constipation - "nnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
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Sorry everyone but I am cursed with IT at the moment. My keyboard on the laptop died a death some time ago and now the n key sticks all the time on my plug in keyboard. Of course whilst using the plug in keyboard its very awkward to use the mouse on the laptop and the wired mouse was driving me mad so I got a wireless one. Well it was fabulous but after a week the dongle flew somewhere in the lounge and despite a full scale search it has evaporated so I am struggling to do much with the laptop easily - which is a bit of a bummer as I work using it pretty much all the time!! I find it difficult to find keyboards that suit me because I have extremely small hands and need special keyboards or I get RSI.Muzorewa wrote:You must get your 'n' button fixed.
Perhaps all your n's have been assembled to form that alternative word for constipation - "nnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
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I never said it...never even thought it...mobilecat wrote: - which is a bit of a bummer as I work using it pretty much all the time!!
There's nowt worse than evaporating flying dongles whizzing across the living room... That happens quite often in our household.
Cat? When your letter "n" doesn't work, use the letter "u" but turn the laptop the other way round when typing it,it'll show up as an "n" when viewed on others computer's....
Watch..I'll press "u" repeatedly, hang on, i'll just turn the laptop around...Ok ready?nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...See?
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Thanks Ste - that will surely solve my problem.
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It works with the 6 as well - look . . . .
Hang on, I've got one of those cake turntable things in the kitchen. . .
Ready?
6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 !!
Brill!!!!
Hang on, I've got one of those cake turntable things in the kitchen. . .
Ready?
6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 !!
Brill!!!!
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???
No probs luv... glad to be of service....mobilecat wrote:Thanks Ste - that will surely solve my problem.
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Hey I may try it in the microwave. Great fun.mister munkey wrote:It works with the 6 as well - look . . . .
Hang on, I've got one of those cake turntable things in the kitchen. . .
Ready?
6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 !!
Brill!!!!
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I've not got one of those, but i have got a microwave...hang on, i'll try it....mister munkey wrote:It works with the 6 as well - look . . . .
Hang on, I've got one of those cake turntable things in the kitchen. . .
Ready?
6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 !!
Brill!!!!
6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 ...Well, whaddya know? it works! (getting warm though)
6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9...Munkey? I just done another (oh joy)...and another..... AND ANOTHER! easy!...too easy....
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Hey amigos, it also works with the question-mark key......
? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿
This is superb!
....and just in case you think I'm making it up, it even works with the question-mark smiley
I need to get out more
? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿
This is superb!
....and just in case you think I'm making it up, it even works with the question-mark smiley
I need to get out more
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???
Nothing beats a bit of 69 in the microwave I always find. Or rather, found, as I'm not supple enough these daysmobilecat wrote:Hey I may try it in the microwave. Great fun.mister munkey wrote:It works with the 6 as well - look . . . .
Hang on, I've got one of those cake turntable things in the kitchen. . .
Ready?
6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 !!
Brill!!!!
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I have a phobia of the letter C, I've always made do by using B instead....
I know, I know, I'm just a silly bunt
wait just a thought, I could use a K.....
John
I know, I know, I'm just a silly bunt
wait just a thought, I could use a K.....
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???
Tends to make yer bits get hot and glow red though Mike,or is it purplemikeonb4c wrote:
Nothing beats a bit of 69 in the microwave I always find. Or rather, found, as I'm not supple enough these days
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