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[waycar8]

right now that everyones back in a jolly mood , what on the angenda for the friday night stag do Jetskier?, its getting closer now , and we need to get a plan together, ime still in for glueing feathers on his naked body and tieing him to a set of bullbars and driving around the campsite for half an hr or so , or do you think we should make it an hr

[You've Been Bongod]

campsite wayne

what about the main road into chester A51????




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[waycar8]

campsite wayne

what about the main road into chester A51????




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yes but we will have all been drinking, so we cant drive on the main rd?, the campsite is a private location so we just might get away with just hitting other peoples bongos, but it wont matter because we will be in the bongo with the bullbars on so it wont matter

[You've Been Bongod]

we can always drive into one of the fishing pools





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[bigdaddycain]

I feel i really must step in here....This discussion needs to be halted right now!

I have just read about people driving around whilst intoxicated,in vehicles fitted with bullbars,whilst having a feathered individual tied to said bullbars.

Can nobody see the dangers involved here? Think about it....

In the evenings, campsites are infested with midges and other such small flying insects...I propose that a bongo fitted with bullbars could cause severe injury to said midges, and as a result, i have just entered into negotiations with a company that can supply us with a bulk order of high viz vests for midges. Thankfully, due to the size of the midges, the order only came to 12 pence for 8 miliion tidgy little vests.

Can i suggest we start practising donning the poor midges with said life saving items? I'm currently in my back garden collecting a bunch of them so i can practise my midge dressing technique. It's a good job that somebody is normal on here

[waycar8]

poor midges, you are going to give them a complex, they will think they are ladybirds

[bigdaddycain]

colour blind ladybirds at that mate!

[daveblueozzie]

YOUR ALL LOONS


BUT I LIKE YOU.

[heatherpetch]

PMSL

[thebakerfamily]

the bit about the midges had me spittering my drink as i couldn't stop laughing

[waycar8]

ok, cmon guys, we need sugestions , i am still up for the glue and feathers , or i can get some rubber gloves from work and some grease, but one of you will have to bring a razor and do the shaving , i have a weak stomach

[jetskier]

i agree wayne,lets shave him. got a good drinkin game with shots,i will get a bottle of something and take a donation of £1 off all the lads to cover shots.
we have a stripper on camp aswell,not to be missed i say.
has anyone got handcuffs? (bongoplod) bring them along
hope the lads have inflatables aswell,the funnier the better
and silly stag hats,come on guys lets show them hens who can have the best party,
we want dreamyboy that drunk he doesnt get up first in the mornin,as he always does,and takes comprimizing pics of us stags,where ever will fall

[karena]

----and there was me thinking this was going to be a nice sophisticated soiree with a little light harp music, canapes, and subdued conversation with due consideration for the serious tone of a wedding, and prayers and blessings for the couple as they perform their nuptials (look it up - not what your thinking). Did i get that wrong then ?

[daveblueozzie]

well Karen if thats what you want stay with the boring hen party,
but i think the lads have the right idea, Adam must be getting worried.

[dreamwarrioruk]

i better go and get more southern comfort,and vodka and orange for mike if you want him that drunk so he doesnt get up first,dont forget if he doesnt get up first i could and take the photos of you lot as i dont drink,looking forward to it.
see you all very sooon.
from jo at the mo