) but I was quietly keen, especially if I could drive up there and if it happened to coincide with a weekend, I was sure I could think of one or two places worth visiting on the way back. I could be ever so noble too and let the others fly to Wick where I would collect them and return them to the airport. Imagine my delight when it coincided with a bank-holiday weekend 
Here’s the plan - amble up there Thursday evening, do the business on Friday and then drop the others off at Wick airport Friday afternoon – “See you Tuesday!”
As luck would have it, the mother-in-law was also up for the weekend so what a stroke of genius - I escape on a tour and leave the rest of the Team at home!! So, up at 4am (as is normal), do a day’s work, set off at 4.30pm, stop at Pitlochry for food, stop at Aviemore for fuel, stop to deliver a steering rack about 1am to Donald (BroraBongo) Where’s yer Troozers? and then pitch up at Wick about 2am. While I’m waiting for the others to arrive at the airport I might as well have a look round....
Ebenezer Place, Wick, Caithness, officially the shortest street in the world at 2.06 metres long
So that’s just the width of one door and the windows above
Caithness
Castle of Old Wick, Caithness
Thurso castle, Caithness
Dunnet Bay, Caithness
Castle of Mey, Caithness
Dounreay power station, Caithness, the real reason I was in this neck of the woods
Northlink Ferries MV Hamnavoe, Scrabster – Stromness
Why do they charge different depending on the height of your van?
From the appropriately named sun-deck on board
Hmmm, might be out of contact for some time
An alternative view of Dunnet Head – most northerly point on the mainland
Orkney
Old Man of Hoy, lucky to get a shot of this before it collapses
St John’s Head, Isle of Hoy, Orkney, the tallest vertical cliff face in Britain at almost 350m
Stromness
Stromness
Breeding Bongos
Ring of Brodgar, Orkney....
....a Neolithic henge....
....from between 2,000 and 2,500BC. I know someone who remembers it being built
Loch of Stenness, Orkney
Standing Stones of Stenness, Orkney
Birsay, Orkney
Birsay Bay, Orkney
Kitchener memorial, Orkney, close to where his ship HMS Hampshire sank in 1916 killing him and 643 of the 655 aboard.
Field Marshal Horatio Herbert Kitchener, 1st Earl Kitchener KG, KP, GCB, OM, GCSI, GCMG, GCIE, ADC, PC (24 June 1850 – 5 June 1916), as in the “Your country needs YOU” posters
Recovered gun from HMS Hampshire
From Marwick Head, Orkney
From Marwick Head, Orkney
Earl’s Palace, Birsay, Orkney
Twatt, Orkney. It’s just a shame I didn’t have either of the Jrs with me for this photo
Room with a view? Waulkmill Bay, Orkney, overlooking Scapa Flow
Wild-camping overlooking Scapa Flow
Waulkmill Bay, Orkney
Scapa Flow, one of the great natural harbours in the world
Kirkwall harbour, Orkney
St Magnus Cathedral, Kirkwall, Orkney....
....the most northerly cathedral in Britain.
Memorial in Kirkwall cathedral – to the 833 killed on HMS Royal Oak that prompted the building of the Churchill Barriers. That’s the ship’s bell salvaged from the wreckage
Marwick’s Hole – Kirkwall Cathedral is the only one in Britain to have a dungeon
Bishop’s Palace, Kirkwall, Orkney
Earl’s Palace, Kirkwall, Orkney
While you’re here, it’s rude not to
Hmmm, I wonder what’s inside there
Mash-house
Still-house
Barrels in progress. Actually they buy old sherry barrels from Andalucia
Erm, that’s a lot of money’s worth of whisky there
Come on guys, you’re going to get just as drunk on a £10 bottle from Aldi
Scapa Bay, Orkney
Churchill Barriers, erected to keep pesky U-boats out of Scapa Flow but now used as causeways linking some of the islands
Churchill Barrier No. 1, Mainland – Lamb Holm
Italian Chapel, Isle of Lamb Holm, Orkney....
....built out of two Nissen huts....
....by the Italian PoWs used to build the Churchill Barriers
Churchill Barrier No. 2, Lamb Holm – Glimps Holm
Blockships still there, our own ships sunk to (unsuccessfully) stop enemy U-boats getting into Scapa Flow
Or unwanted rail cars
Churchill Barrier No. 3, Glimps Holm - Burray
Blockship
Churchill Barrier No. 4, Burray – South Ronaldsay
Pentland Ferries MV Pentalina,
....St. Margaret's Hope – Gills Bay
Ackergill Tower, Caithness
Cromarty Firth
Udale Bay wild-camping on the Black Isle, Ross & Cromarty
Fortrose Cathedral, Ross & Cromarty
Beauly Firth, Ross & Cromarty
Kilravock castle, Nairnshire
Brodie castle, Morayshire
Sueno’s stone, Morayshire – at 6.5 m high the largest Pictish stone there is
Elgin Cathedral, Morayshire
Fish soup anyone?
Duff House, Banffshire
Ear rings
Delgatie castle, Aberdeenshire
Tolquhon castle, Aberdeenshire
Loanhead of Daviot, Aberdeenshire
Five tanks of diesel later, back home with tales of dreary business meetings and dodgy TraveLodges
Thanks for providing the pictures to accompany my afternoon brew. 
