Bristol Bob - fame at last

[mikeonb4c]

The other night my partner brought this to my attention.

https://thebristolcable.org/2021/03/maz ... an-seller/

Her ex husband had sent it to her. He has nothing whatsoever to do with Bongos but spotted it on his news streams. I'm trying to think when rumours of Bristol Bob first started the antennae of the Bongo Tribe twitching. Maybe Bristol Ben (aka Our Bob not the other one) as another BF oldie can remember?

Anyhoos, the facebook Bongo people (amongst whose numbers i suspect might be the unfortunates in the article as i've a vague recollection of a victim on there who said they wouldn't be letting the matter rest) seem to have spotted the article. In case anyone hasnt, it can be read (via the link above) in all its sordidness

Given that Bristol Bob (or at least one of them) has already been prosecuted a few years back, my comment on fb was its time the regulating authorities were prosecuted! Then again, Arthur Daley, School for Scoundrels etc remind us that the myth of Bristol Bob is as old as the hills and a bit like the mystery of Big Foot. He might be someone, he might be anyone, he might be noone. All we know is that people with their heads full of dreams and their feet off the ground.....keep disappearing

https://youtu.be/P4caH0Y-kzY

[Bob]

Interesting stuff, Bill.

Can't remember when Bristol Bob first surfaced, but it was a good while ago.

I know what I'd do to scum like that.

[mikeonb4c]

Interesting stuff, Bill.

Can't remember when Bristol Bob first surfaced, but it was a good while ago.

I know what I'd do to scum like that.

I did try and search last night and think i started to see references around 2012. I'm beginning to feeling its the ones who should be protecting us that should be answering for it. We are such a toothless society at times.

But you're right - there could be no worse punishment than waterboarding with scrumpy while Ben's Scrumpy Song Party collection is blasted into their scummy ears

[Bob]

That'd learn 'em good.

[mikeonb4c]

That'd learn 'em good.

I can see the headline now:

Bongo Ben Beats Bristol Bob in Booze and Boarding Bout

[Bob]

Priceless.