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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by missfixit70 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:38 am

I take it he hasn't got any breakdown cover to come & sort him or relay him home?
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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by jaylee » Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:20 am

Right.. The game is afoot.! :D

Maxheadroom has a hose. =D> I happen to be rehearsing in Gloucester tomorrow at the Bass players house... (NOT Cheddar.) I swing by Maxes, pick up hose, administer rock & roll to the needy, then head down to Butlins & using my acting skill & the experience i had as a Blue coat at a season i did at a rival camp in Burnham-on-Sea, infiltrate Minehead camp disguised as a Red Coat with the hose pipe concealed about my person... (Hopefully, they will think it's a cheap comedy prop & wont suspect?)

Baz will be on the inside disguised in a giant beaver costume "acquired" from the costume department.. Should anything go wrong he can gnaw us out of trouble! :wink:

This could get messy..

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... & Hi De Hi!!! :mrgreen:

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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by You've Been Bongod » Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:08 am

not sure if you have been to minehead if not be careful on the A39 as some really bad sharp blind bends

and well done for getting a bongo member out of trouble =D> =D>
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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by widdowson2008 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:32 am

Go Baz Go =D> Hats off to ya =D> =D> This is what it's all about.
Glad he's on our side :lol:
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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by mikeonb4c » Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:17 pm

jaylee wrote:Right.. The game is afoot.! :D

Maxheadroom has a hose. =D> I happen to be rehearsing in Gloucester tomorrow at the Bass players house... (NOT Cheddar.) I swing by Maxes, pick up hose, administer rock & roll to the needy, then head down to Butlins & using my acting skill & the experience i had as a Blue coat at a season i did at a rival camp in Burnham-on-Sea, infiltrate Minehead camp disguised as a Red Coat with the hose pipe concealed about my person... (Hopefully, they will think it's a cheap comedy prop & wont suspect?)

Baz will be on the inside disguised in a giant beaver costume "acquired" from the costume department.. Should anything go wrong he can gnaw us out of trouble! :wink:

This could get messy..

Synchronize watches!!! :P

... & Hi De Hi!!! :mrgreen:

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Funniest thing I've read on here in ages. Good luck Bond.

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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by maxheadroom » Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:33 pm

First part of jaylee's mission is complete =D> =D>
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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by missfixit70 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:00 pm

Excellent =D> , spoke to Baz earlier, seems the level hadn't dropped below the bottom of the header, got it taped up & didn't lose much more getting the last few miles to Minehead, so hopefully it'll just be a quick hose change, bleed (he's got the destructions downloaded) & he should be ok to get home where he can get sorted & checked properly [-o< Keep an eye out on the roads on monday for a worried looking silve bongo driver heading back to the Midlands.
He will be upgrading his breakdown cover :wink:
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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by dandemann8 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:56 pm

=D> =D> =D> Jaylee =D> =D> =D>
Bongo no more........... ;-(
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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by widdowson2008 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:20 pm

dandemann8 wrote:=D> =D> =D> Jaylee =D> =D> =D>
Ditto .............and not forgetting the Max input
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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by missfixit70 » Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:05 am

Baz phoned a couple of hours ago (11ish sunday night), hose was in his hands & Jaylee heading off, fittting & bleeding to commence in the am. He said something about being surrounded by naked women :roll: :lol: really having a hard time of it :lol:
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Post by francophile1947 » Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:49 pm

missfixit70 wrote: He said something about being surrounded by naked women :roll: :lol:
Sounds like wishful thinking induced by an excess of alcohol #-o - wonder how much it took :? :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by You've Been Bongod » Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:56 pm

i dont know john

butlins at minehead do have quite a few adult only weekends

i know this as i used to take them there every monday friday and saturday for national express
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Post by francophile1947 » Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:04 pm

You've Been Bongod wrote:i dont know john

butlins at minehead do have quite a few adult only weekends

i know this as i used to take them there every monday friday and saturday for national express
National express - is that the same as a quickie? :lol: :lol:
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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by Doone » Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:08 pm

Bongobaz you have a pm. :)
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Re: bongobaz in need

Post by bongobaz » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:01 pm

Great work you lot you all know who you are
Back home safe and sound.
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