bongobaz in need
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- missfixit70
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Re: bongobaz in need
I take it he hasn't got any breakdown cover to come & sort him or relay him home?
You can't polish a turd - but you can roll it in glitter.
Re: bongobaz in need
Right.. The game is afoot.!
Maxheadroom has a hose.
I happen to be rehearsing in Gloucester tomorrow at the Bass players house... (NOT Cheddar.) I swing by Maxes, pick up hose, administer rock & roll to the needy, then head down to Butlins & using my acting skill & the experience i had as a Blue coat at a season i did at a rival camp in Burnham-on-Sea, infiltrate Minehead camp disguised as a Red Coat with the hose pipe concealed about my person... (Hopefully, they will think it's a cheap comedy prop & wont suspect?)
Baz will be on the inside disguised in a giant beaver costume "acquired" from the costume department.. Should anything go wrong he can gnaw us out of trouble!
This could get messy..
Synchronize watches!!!
... & Hi De Hi!!!

Maxheadroom has a hose.
Baz will be on the inside disguised in a giant beaver costume "acquired" from the costume department.. Should anything go wrong he can gnaw us out of trouble!
This could get messy..
Synchronize watches!!!
... & Hi De Hi!!!

Cheaper by comparison to a race horse...


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Re: bongobaz in need
not sure if you have been to minehead if not be careful on the A39 as some really bad sharp blind bends
and well done for getting a bongo member out of trouble

and well done for getting a bongo member out of trouble
I NOW HAVE AN ASTRA JUST THE BONGO TO FIND A NEW HOME THEN I AM OUT OF HERE
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Go Baz Go
Hats off to ya
This is what it's all about.
Glad he's on our side
Glad he's on our side
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Re: bongobaz in need
jaylee wrote:Right.. The game is afoot.!![]()
Maxheadroom has a hose.I happen to be rehearsing in Gloucester tomorrow at the Bass players house... (NOT Cheddar.) I swing by Maxes, pick up hose, administer rock & roll to the needy, then head down to Butlins & using my acting skill & the experience i had as a Blue coat at a season i did at a rival camp in Burnham-on-Sea, infiltrate Minehead camp disguised as a Red Coat with the hose pipe concealed about my person... (Hopefully, they will think it's a cheap comedy prop & wont suspect?)
Baz will be on the inside disguised in a giant beaver costume "acquired" from the costume department.. Should anything go wrong he can gnaw us out of trouble!![]()
This could get messy..
Synchronize watches!!!![]()
... & Hi De Hi!!!![]()
Funniest thing I've read on here in ages. Good luck Bond.
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Re: bongobaz in need
Excellent
, spoke to Baz earlier, seems the level hadn't dropped below the bottom of the header, got it taped up & didn't lose much more getting the last few miles to Minehead, so hopefully it'll just be a quick hose change, bleed (he's got the destructions downloaded) & he should be ok to get home where he can get sorted & checked properly
Keep an eye out on the roads on monday for a worried looking silve bongo driver heading back to the Midlands.
He will be upgrading his breakdown cover
He will be upgrading his breakdown cover
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Ditto .............and not forgetting the Max inputdandemann8 wrote:![]()
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Baz phoned a couple of hours ago (11ish sunday night), hose was in his hands & Jaylee heading off, fittting & bleeding to commence in the am. He said something about being surrounded by naked women
really having a hard time of it 
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Sounds like wishful thinking induced by an excess of alcoholmissfixit70 wrote: He said something about being surrounded by naked women![]()
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John
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Re: bongobaz in need
i dont know john
butlins at minehead do have quite a few adult only weekends
i know this as i used to take them there every monday friday and saturday for national express
butlins at minehead do have quite a few adult only weekends
i know this as i used to take them there every monday friday and saturday for national express
I NOW HAVE AN ASTRA JUST THE BONGO TO FIND A NEW HOME THEN I AM OUT OF HERE
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National express - is that the same as a quickie?You've Been Bongod wrote:i dont know john
butlins at minehead do have quite a few adult only weekends
i know this as i used to take them there every monday friday and saturday for national express
Alas Carl, I have the dubious honour of working for National Express, but not for much longer
John
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Re: bongobaz in need
Bongobaz you have a pm. 
Allans Garage retired. Try PGS (Plymouth Garage Services) or Mayflower Auto Services Plymouth
Re: bongobaz in need
Great work you lot you all know who you are
Back home safe and sound.
Max Hose
Jaylee Transport
Haydn bleeding instructions
Kirsty advice and Download
all for moral support
Colin mechanic
Girls for water carrying

Butlins for Birds
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Back home safe and sound.
Max Hose
Jaylee Transport
Haydn bleeding instructions
Kirsty advice and Download
all for moral support
Colin mechanic
Girls for water carrying

Butlins for Birds
Massive Thanks
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